ELEANOR CALDER AND DANIELLE PEAZER.

Saw videos of Eleanor Calder and Danielle Peazer at the Kids Choice Awards.

They’re skinny.

They’re tall.

They’re pretty.

They’re flawless.

Bloody hell.

Now I feel like crap.

If I ever meet them, I’m going to feel like a bag of potatoes… so I guess Niall will still want me… or eat me…

Why I feel like a potato:

When I go shopping, I ask myself, "WWECW?"

What would Eleanor Calder wear?

Simple, but effective.

eleanor makes me feel like shit. shes just so fucking pretty.

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You'd think that we're jealous of Danielle and Eleanor, but in reality we're jealous of Liam and Louis.

They have awesome girlfriends. They are stunners, and so sweet. Both are super fit, so that sucks, because I look like a walrus compared to them...

Sadly, I can't live two HOURS without at least a SNACK! 

Which  is a bit pathetic, but hey, at least I don't starve myself like some crazy jealous Directioners do, eh?

Kay. That is all. 

Just wanted to share more on how I'm super insecure...

:/